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Fake News: If I Were Black

Following what historians and criminologists agreed was an unprecedented spree of criminal offenses, Tuscaloosa, Ala. native Jeffrey Hotchkiss Jr. said in his initial court hearing that he was treated unfairly. Though the 47-year-old executed four robberies, three kidnappings, and twenty-four assaults in the span of two months, he claimed that the “utterly blatant prejudices of …

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Fake News: Class Action

Esteemed law firm Cooper, Thompson & Cooper made legal history Monday as the first organization to file a class action lawsuit against roughly half of the human race. The unprecedentedly far-reaching suit seeks to hold every woman on Earth accountable for “incalculable financial and psychological damages” sustained from infidelity, sexual harassment, and sexual abuse-related divorces …

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Fake News: The Organization

On Thursday, The United States Department of Justice declassified information regarding several FBI investigations that have since become topics of national interest. The investigations were carried out from 2014 to 2020 and involve a mysterious Washington, DC-based organization referred to in official documents exclusively as the “response mill.” Representatives from the FBI’s National Press Office …

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“Deadpool & Wolverine:” Marvel’s Summer Blockbuster

On July 24th, Marvel released its latest film, “Deadpool & Wolverine.” The film, starring Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman in their longtime roles as Deadpool and Wolverine, is the third in the “Deadpool” franchise. However, the film does more than push the lore of Deadpool. For many fans, it serves as a severance to the …

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Fake News: Election

From Washington, DC, it’s DECISION 2088: Your vote, your voice! CRINKLE: Hello and welcome to APN’s coverage of DECISION 2088, where your voice matters. I’m Holly Crinkle… FORRESTER: …and I’m Dax Forrester. Big news on the campaign trail today as the I Don’t Care Party nominee for president, House Representative Juniper the Pomeranian of Iowa, …

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