October 2024

Esteemed law firm Cooper, Thompson & Cooper made legal history Monday as the first organization to file a class action lawsuit against roughly half of the human race. The unprecedentedly far-reaching suit seeks to hold every woman on Earth accountable for “incalculable financial and psychological damages” sustained from infidelity, sexual harassment, and sexual abuse-related divorces […]

On Thursday, The United States Department of Justice declassified information regarding several FBI investigations that have since become topics of national interest. The investigations were carried out from 2014 to 2020 and involve a mysterious Washington, DC-based organization referred to in official documents exclusively as the “response mill.” Representatives from the FBI’s National Press Office