Myles Walker

Fake News: Class Action

Esteemed law firm Cooper, Thompson & Cooper made legal history Monday as the first organization to file a class action lawsuit against roughly half of the human race. The unprecedentedly far-reaching suit seeks to hold every woman on Earth accountable for “incalculable financial and psychological damages” sustained from infidelity, sexual harassment, and sexual abuse-related divorces …

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Fake News: The Organization

On Thursday, The United States Department of Justice declassified information regarding several FBI investigations that have since become topics of national interest. The investigations were carried out from 2014 to 2020 and involve a mysterious Washington, DC-based organization referred to in official documents exclusively as the “response mill.” Representatives from the FBI’s National Press Office …

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Fake News: Election

From Washington, DC, it’s DECISION 2088: Your vote, your voice! CRINKLE: Hello and welcome to APN’s coverage of DECISION 2088, where your voice matters. I’m Holly Crinkle… FORRESTER: …and I’m Dax Forrester. Big news on the campaign trail today as the I Don’t Care Party nominee for president, House Representative Juniper the Pomeranian of Iowa, …

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Fake News: Experiment

January 23, 2016 (Day #1) My hypothesis is simple: If a cultural creation by the African American ethnic group can be appropriated, it will be. How might I justify and then prove this claim? The presence, prominence and dominance of African American traditions and innovations in international popular culture has been widely documented. The specificity …

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Fake News: Jacob Russo

United States Senate candidate Jacob Russo’s polling in the Oregon Democratic primary hasfallen precipitously after a gaffe Sunday that journalists have called “electoral suicide.” Russo,who last week led second-place opponent Maribel Bonilla-Fuentes by a whopping 56 points,now trails her 7 to 93.Trade unionist Russo’s blunder took place when he was asked at a Portland campaign …

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