The content of this article is satirical and represents a work of fiction, or Fake News. The characters within are fictitious. A federal grand jury convened Wednesday to unanimously indict social media superstar Alex Albot on multiple felony and misdemeanor charges. Those charges include wire fraud, racketeering, battery, aggravated assault, bribery, disorderly conduct, vandalism, public intoxication, …
The content of this article is satirical and represents a work of fiction or Fake News. The names of the characters within are fictitious. Social media influencer Mack Wade, who boasts over one hundred million followers across his Instagram, YouTube, Twitter, and TikTok accounts, claimed victory on Tuesday in his shocking bid for California’s 34th congressional …
The content of this article is satirical and represents a work of fiction or Fake News. The names of the characters within are fictitious. LYNCH: Welcome all gun-toters and Trump voters! You are now tuned in to the Dead Red podcast with Tony Lynch and Kirk Mullen, where the right comes to breathe and the left …
National restaurant chain Alvin’s has come under fire following a string of thematic advertisements and promotions that have been called “frighteningly tone-deaf.” The multi-billion-dollar burger franchise most recently raised eyebrows with a Pride Month ad campaign that CEO Ruben Parham said was designed “to uplift and pronounce support for some of the most targeted and …
The content of this article is satirical and represents a work of fiction, Fake News. The names of the characters within are fictitious. INCIDENT REPORT #006903 DATE OF REPORT: 06/07/2022 TYPE OF INCIDENT: B AND E REPORTING OFFICER: RICKER, NELSON (#942) On June 4, 2022 at 02:25 hours, I was dispatched to 865 Morris Street in …
The National Association for the Advancement of All People, or the NAAAP, declared Saturday that racism is officially over. NAAAP president Preston L. Christoffersen IV made the televised announcement with tears in his eyes, pronouncing triumphantly that “We did it.” Last month, Christoffersen and other NAAAP officials led the charge in getting Congress to pass …
Early Friday morning, rapper Young Stretch, 20, whose real name was Anthony Parks, was shot and killed by two assailants during a music video shoot for his hit song “Bloodbath” in his native Atlanta, Georgia. Four members of Parks’ security team were also killed in the incident, and ten people were injured. Both suspects remain …
Category 5 Hurricane Jeffrey, which made landfall yesterday, is already shaping up to be among the most destructive tropical storms to have ever hit Florida. The state has already sustained an estimated $600,000 in property damage and at least 10 casualties just 32 hours after initial impact. As was suspected when Jeffrey was forming in …
When asked what the chant meant, New Haven mother of four Danielle Richardson said that she was “sickened” by the way the news and local authorities sought to “demonize” Singleton. “Tyler is a child,” she said, “and I have children of my own. They like guns, they like killing, they like to have a …
