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DECEMBER 6, 1994 – After three decades of dictatorial rule by the Mangwana family, the Central African nation of Badondo is under new leadership. A coup d’état led by the Badondolese military on Sunday saw President Jean-Obasi Mangwana deposed and arrested in the capital city of Ikhala.

The Mangwana regime attracted international scrutiny for its human rights abuses and authoritarian tactics, including political persecution, forced exile, unlawful imprisonment, and murder.

The coup’s architect and the current head of Badondo’s transitional government, Adjudant Giles Koumba, laid out his plan for the country’s future in a televised address.

“It is the dawn of a new day in the Republic of Badondo,” said Koumba to the nation’s ten million citizens. “Never again will the will of the wealthy and greedy supersede the will of the people. We have suffered for many years under the might of the Mangwana, but I am excited to announce that the Mangwana name will never plague this great nation again. We will give the power back to you, the people; we will give you back your land, your power, and your freedom.”

Early reports suggest that United States officials shared crucial intelligence with Koumba and his men weeks ahead of the coup. This follows several official statements from the Central Intelligence Agency characterizing the Mangwana family as “oppressive” and “dangerous autocrats.”

OCTOBER 11, 2000 – His Excellency Giles Koumba of Badondo, who seized power in a 1994 coup d’état, was assassinated Friday by a lone, unknown gunman. Though he has rejected any suggestion of his involvement, Badondo’s second-in-command Lutete Ngoe was immediately installed as the country’s de facto head of state.

The Koumba regime attracted international scrutiny for its human rights abuses and authoritarian tactics, including political persecution, forced exile, unlawful imprisonment, and murder.

Addressing the nation in a televised speech, Ngoe reversed his former allegiance to the late Koumba, referring to him as a “despotic overlord.” “A new day has arrived in Badondo,” said Ngoe. “The greedy have gone and the people have replaced them. From this day forward, Badondo will not be a land of kings and dictators, but one of people like you and me.”

Early reports suggest that United States officials shared crucial intelligence with Ngoe weeks ahead of the coup. This follows several official statements from the Central Intelligence Agency characterizing Koumba as “oppressive” and a “dangerous autocrat.”

JANUARY 22, 2025 – Supreme Leader of the Revolution Lutete Ngoe, who led a twenty-four-year dictatorship in Badondo, was overthrown, tried, and executed over the weekend. These events come at the end of the seven-year Badondo Civil War. Jean-Emmanuel Nanga, leader of the rebel Badondo Democracy Force, replaced Ngoe as head of state.

The Ngoe regime attracted international scrutiny for its human rights abuses and authoritarian tactics, including political persecution, forced exile, unlawful imprisonment, and murder.

Past regime changes in Badondo were typically heralded by an official television address, but Nanga’s first official action was to completely ban television and Internet access for Badondolese citizens.

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