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In the early morning hours of Wednesday, November 6, 2024, Donald Trump was elected to a second presidential term. The feat came with several historical firsts. In claiming victory, Trump became the first president to serve nonconsecutive terms since Grover Cleveland in 1892. He also became the first president to be reinstated following impeachment—let alone
In an unprecedentedly expedient flurry of nominations, President-elect John D. Seevers has tapped all prospective members of his cabinet in one fell swoop. Several of his picks, which were announced on Monday, have raised questions about the President-elect’s judgment and habit of rewarding loyalty over competency. Nominations that have come under scrutiny include: Secretary of
Jake Crumb of Casa Grande, Arizona is not your average teenager. The 19-year-old Arizona State University student recently achieved social media infamy for his popular “Awareness Awareness” Instagram, X, and Facebook pages, the core platform of which he refers to as “anti-activism.” The Awareness Awareness Facebook page’s description describes the goal of the “revolutionary movement”
Grammy-nominated musician, actor, and entrepreneur Rome Daly has added yet another controversy to his already expansive list. Recently released police bodycam footage appears to show 42-year-old Daly, who releases music mononymously as Rome, driving his Ferrari Daytona SP3 at speeds greater than 130 mph in a 50 mph zone. After being pulled over and confronted
January 25 Perhaps I’m being too optimistic, but I have a good feeling about the work to come this year. I feel that I’ve finally turned a creative corner. Whereas previously I was trying to keep my stories somewhat in line with the confines of reality and common sense, I now recognize that I must
Following what historians and criminologists agreed was an unprecedented spree of criminal offenses, Tuscaloosa, Ala. native Jeffrey Hotchkiss Jr. said in his initial court hearing that he was treated unfairly. Though the 47-year-old executed four robberies, three kidnappings, and twenty-four assaults in the span of two months, he claimed that the “utterly blatant prejudices of
President John D. Seevers – Executive Order 14135 – February 13, 2025 By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, I hereby order as follows: Sec. 1. Purpose. For far too long in these great United States of America, diligent, dutiful, God-fearing patriots
Esteemed law firm Cooper, Thompson & Cooper made legal history Monday as the first organization to file a class action lawsuit against roughly half of the human race. The unprecedentedly far-reaching suit seeks to hold every woman on Earth accountable for “incalculable financial and psychological damages” sustained from infidelity, sexual harassment, and sexual abuse-related divorces
On Thursday, The United States Department of Justice declassified information regarding several FBI investigations that have since become topics of national interest. The investigations were carried out from 2014 to 2020 and involve a mysterious Washington, DC-based organization referred to in official documents exclusively as the “response mill.” Representatives from the FBI’s National Press Office
